Of the thousands of funny jokes sent in by Boys’ Life readers, here are the 100 best jokes with the highest ratings.
Four men waiting in the hospital Pa won’t like it One smart dachshund A prince under a spell Don’t step on purple mushrooms Junior and the nickle Highway 75 God is watching. Are these plates clean? Are bugs good to eat? Where did they meet? Reporting a flood. Play golf with Jeff anymore A parrot at the auction. Play golf with Jeff anymore Illegal right turn. This is my seeing-eye dog. The untactful sergeant. Dumb Dog 3 boys in a candy store. I condemn you to death! Applying for a lumberjack job. Report Card Dear Dad, $chool i$ great. A man escaped from prison What I got. The insulting parrot. Uneaten bread. A patient collapsed. Store Escalator Would you punish me for something I didn’t do? Would you punish me for something I didn't do? Three shots in the air Message on a highway sign Why I like my new drum set. What a nightmare Are we poisonous? He who runs with cars. Imagine you’re on a deserted island. News Report Am I going to be all right? Fish-and-chips Golf courses in heaven. A haircut Mom won a medal. How he won so many races. Arnold broke a window! Fat-free French fries Running from a bear. “How to Get Rich” Captain, why do our men have burnt hands? What are my choices? Leaving the handles Talking dog. Boiling point Difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer Who’s left? “Does your dog bite?” “Do you sell Chapstick?” What time is it? Do you say your prayers before eating? Refilling the salt shakers. A bag of free peanuts. Missing Cat Daffynition: Doughnut You must do something wrong. Van loaded with thesauruses. To whom am I speaking? “My Choice” Declaration of Independence The last words. “Is it all right if I bring Bruno in here?” I’m warning you. “I Didn’t Do It!” Taking a skunk to gym class. A sailor walks into a pub What does your father do for a living? When can you start? Only half a day of school The Best Guide In The U.S. Joe bought an old clock at the flea market. Warped Wiseman wonders Joe ate his homework. Two guys meet on a country road. “I can’t sleep, Doc!” Daffynition: Campers How you wake up your son. The difference between a teacher and a train. I broke my leg in two places. “Why Bring Extra?” “Steer Clear of Big Snakes” A Joke Book A man was recovering from surgery Vacuum cleaner salesman. Did anyone laugh? “The Love of Democracy” Noah fishing on the ark. Smelly feet and runny noses. Who are they? A thermos