A sailor walks into a pub

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A sailor walks into a pub and sits down. The man sitting next to him is a pirate who has a pegleg, a hook and an eyepatch. The sailor asks him how he got them. The pirate says, “I got the pegleg when my real leg was chewed off by a shark. The hook, I got when my hand was cut off in battle. The eyepatch came when something was in my eye and I wasn’t used to the hook yet.”

71 Comments

  1. roper yeah preety much he did anyways i say it is a nice joke i could use it sometime bgh bye the way its rofl not rotf

    roll on floor laughing not roll on turds luaghing

    lol get it

  2. i like making these signs 🙁 🙂 look people at these! :0) thats a pig :~ thats an elephant {ll} and that was a hamburger. i can make more just ask me.

  3. OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD

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    way too old…

  4. i agree with you richie i don’t think pirates and sailors are friends and since pirates are criminals wouldn’t he be scared the police would get him? but considering everything still pretty good

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