A sailor walks into a pub and sits down. The man sitting next to him is a pirate who has a pegleg, a hook and an eyepatch. The sailor asks him how he got them. The pirate says, “I got the pegleg when my real leg was chewed off by a shark. The hook, I got when my hand was cut off in battle. The eyepatch came when something was in my eye and I wasn’t used to the hook yet.”
Seen it too many times sry
Oh no not another person walks in to a bar type of joke…
i dont get it
its an okay joke not the best though srry!
It’s very funny but a little painful
i thout it was kool
man he should have walked in somewhere else
I had my mom explain to me.
I read it before but I still rate it 5
That has to be painfull !
doesn’t the sailor matter?
I get the “stuck in my eye” part.HA!
very funny! one of my favirites
rotflol
lol i love that
I don’t get it, what’s so funny?
HE STUCK THE HOOK IN HIS EYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I rate it #1
Ouch.
Was good, heard it b4, but still liked it! 9
Horrible!! Blah. I did not make any sence!!!!
haha funny
nice!!!!:-)gave it 5 stars
commenter, you spelled “sence”. It is spelled “sense”. and it made a lot of “sence”. De de de
pretty good!
roper yeah preety much he did anyways i say it is a nice joke i could use it sometime bgh bye the way its rofl not rotf
roll on floor laughing not roll on turds luaghing
lol get it
that makes my eye hurt just thinking about it
umm PLEASE no more gory jokes?
Oh… Now THATS captian hook wit a makeover!
i get it but i heard it before
ow!
I bet that hert!
Wait for it… Nice!
same with knightly knight
gread way to loose an eye
ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good job pirate! What’s next, scratching your pegleg off?
thats funny!lol! lets hope the pirate doesnt get his other hand cut off!
grim
did a skit about that, 2!
i like making these signs 🙁 🙂 look people at these! :0) thats a pig :~ thats an elephant {ll} and that was a hamburger. i can make more just ask me.
i get it lol sticking his hook in his eye:-)(-:
eww…
THATS OK BUT ITS OLDER THAN MY GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDMOTHER.
That’s funny
Oh i get it now :->
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way too old…
♥THIS JOKE ROCKS MY POLKA-DOTTED SOCKS!♥
—–>From, OverTheRainbow
Funny joke! It’s rocks my socks!
Pretty cute!
i agree with abdosh
i thought pirates and sailors werent friends
♥This joke is hilarious! (but old.)
That is so OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD! but I LOVED it!
lol that was ok guys cut him some slack
THAT IS SO FUNNY I FORGOT TO LAUGH HA HA HA HA(you ever heard of sarcasm??)
heard it……
Har Har Har! (get it?)
an eye patch was’nt for a lost eye back then. And heard it before.
i think my granpa told me that joke
i agree with you richie i don’t think pirates and sailors are friends and since pirates are criminals wouldn’t he be scared the police would get him? but considering everything still pretty good
they used ey patches so they could take them off in the dark and be able 2 see when they plundered a ship
not gonna happen but funny thats gotta hurt
I give it a 3
ha!! three stars! :3
I give it a 9! 🙂 😉
I give it a 100
LOL nice……….
funny! 😆 5*s
Terible but funny
ouch