A book never written: “How to Defend a Fort” by Sir Render.
How to Defend a Fort
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Joke submitted by Nick B., Fergus Falls, Minn.
Loading...A book never written: “How to Defend a Fort” by Sir Render.
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i like dat one
This is hilarious
I laughed out loud on that one.
HA! HA!
good joke please
I’ve never been a fan of book jokes. there are a couple ones that are funny though
awesome dude
These are realy not boring! They are awsome!
lol
Nice Job! Write another one
you make it seem so easy to be funny.
Lol
Or you could create a line of armed men at the front right corner angle of the Fort Wall from there you add five snipers & three army tanks to a line of semetry connecting the varosees to the congruent angles.From there you create combat air fighters to hover above the fort eliminating any other threats.
YES, I am an atomic encyclopedia
i dont git it!!!
sir render? t sounds like surrender. how to defend a fort, by surrender?
Funny….I’m squirting water outta my eyes (Vulcans don’t that often)
wonderful !
an entertaining cotridiction
AWESOME JOKE DUDE! DUDET WHATEVER U R!
NICE JOKE DUDE! DUDET WHATEVER U R!
Nice defense, but the enemies would take u out.
lol
not bad, SURRENDER OR DIE!!!!!
COOL!!!
Cool very creative
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
KYSO(Knock Your Socks Off)
Uhhh…that’s not defending a fort.
im partial to military jokes, myself
loooooooooooooooove it! those jokes are the best!
Awsome
It’s OK but freshmen is right. Your tactics stink
Very funny
huh? oh! HAHAHA!
Where do people get these jokes from?!
i don’t get it.
you are good
its ok
i argrey with NO.13
Jedi Master must like TBS
lol this is too funny
Atomic Encyclopedia, You have met your match.Theres a new boy scout genius in town.You could just get a few guided missles ready to fire, and hire Adam & Jamie from Mythbuters! Bye Bye line of cemetry!
Mini Toga Wants Big Boom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
okay
am i suppose to laugh???
Why doesn’t somebody WRITE the thing?
I want to hear it!
I wouldnt want that book.
ok ummmmm that wasnt funny
Actually, You just get 100 cannons and 0 lbs of gunpowder. Set up the cannons and they will surrender then you laugh at them LOL!!!
well that might save the fort-depending on how nice the enemy is feeling
i like freddddy’s joke better!lol! (id laugh too!!!)
how is this funny? some of these jokes are weird.
Heard it before.
OK 3 Stars
Hmmmmmmmmmmm…
i rated 4 stars
ok that is on boys life magazine once but i have to say 🙂
funny joke deserves higher number
only good book never written joke
LOL!
VERY GOOD
Great Joke!
i think the joke is OK. 3 to 4 stars
I would give it a3.5 star
I get it! LOL, LOL, LOL! If you don’t get it, here’s what it means:
The book is about defending a fort, not letting your enemys win! The book is buy someone named “Sir Render.” If you surender, you give up and let your enemys win, so someone named surender wouldn’t defend a fort very well and would give in right away to their enemys! Get it?
I get it! LOL, LOL, LOL! If you don’t get it, here’s what it means:
The book is about defending a fort, not letting your enemys win! The book is buy someone named “Sir Render.” If you surender, you give up and let your enemys win, so someone named surender wouldn’t defend a fort very well and would give in right away to their enemys! Get it? 🙂
ha ha 3.5 sars
lol
i dont get it!:(
“How will we prepare for this battle?
Don’t worry! I ordered three dozen white flags!
“sir”ender hahahaha
dis one best