Of the thousands of jokes sent in by Boys’ Life readers, here are the 100 jokes with the highest ratings.
Four men waiting in the hospital Pa won’t like it One smart dachshund A prince under a spell Don’t step on purple mushrooms Junior and the nickle Highway 75 God is watching. Are these plates clean? Are bugs good to eat? Where did they meet? Reporting a flood. Play golf with Jeff anymore A parrot at the auction. Play golf with Jeff anymore Illegal right turn. This is my seeing-eye dog. The untactful sergeant. Dumb Dog 3 boys in a candy store. Applying for a lumberjack job. Report Card I condemn you to death! Dear Dad, $chool i$ great. A man escaped from prison What I got. The insulting parrot. Uneaten bread. Imagine you’re on a deserted island. What a nightmare Would you punish me for something I didn’t do? Would you punish me for something I didn't do? Message on a highway sign A patient collapsed. Why I like my new drum set. Store Escalator Are we poisonous? He who runs with cars. News Report Three shots in the air Fish-and-chips Fat-free French fries. Am I going to be all right? Captain, why do our men have burnt hands? Arnold broke a window! Running from a bear. Golf courses in heaven. “How to Get Rich” A haircut Mom won a medal. How he won so many races. Who’s left? What are my choices? Difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer Leaving the handles Talking dog. Boiling point What time is it? Refilling the salt shakers. “Does your dog bite?” Daffynition: Doughnut Do you say your prayers before eating? A bag of free peanuts. Missing Cat “Do you sell Chapstick?” To whom am I speaking? “My Choice” “I Didn’t Do It!” Declaration of Independence The last words. Van loaded with thesauruses. A sailor walks into a pub I’m warning you. You must do something wrong. “Is it all right if I bring Bruno in here?” Warped Wiseman wonders Joe ate his homework. What does your father do for a living? When can you start? Only half a day of school The Best Guide In The U.S. Taking a skunk to gym class. Daffynition: Campers Two guys meet on a country road. “I can’t sleep, Doc!” The difference between a teacher and a train. Joe bought an old clock at the flea market. “Why Bring Extra?” “Steer Clear of Big Snakes” A Joke Book A man was recovering from surgery How you wake up your son. Vacuum cleaner salesman. Did anyone laugh? “The Love of Democracy” Noah fishing on the ark. Smelly feet and runny noses. I broke my leg in two places. Who are they? A thermos