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Why the man wasn’t hurt when the soda hit him

Gabe: Why wasn’t the man hurt when the soda hit him?
Josiah: I don’t know. Why?
Gabe: Because it was a soft drink.

Joke by Gabe V. , Greer, South Carolina
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It’s not Red Hulk

Comic by Scott Nickel
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An egg’s favorite vacation spot

PATRICK: What’s an egg’s favorite vacation spot?
LIAM: What?
PATRICK: New Yolk City.
Joke by Patrick A., Spokane, Washington
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How to politely laugh in Hawaii

Simeon: How do you politely laugh in Hawaii?
Denise: How?
Simeon: You do a low “ha!”
Joke by Simeon R., Fishers, Indiana
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Summer snacks that frogs love

AMELIA: What are the two summer snacks that frogs love?
MACK: Tell me.
AMELIA: May flies and June bugs.
Joke by Amelia M., Morehead City, North Carolina
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When did you start running ads?

Comic by Bob Vojtko
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A belt with a watch on it

ARHAN: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
ROHAN: I haven’t the foggiest.
ARHAN: A waist of time.
Joke by Arhan S., Sanford, Florida
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“A Guide to Cheese”

A PUNNY BOOK: "A Guide to Cheese" by Cole B. Jack.
Joke by Elijah H., Wyomissing, Pennsylvania
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The kind of bird that can fly

ELIJAH: What kind of bird can fly?
MOM: I don’t know.
ELIJAH: A peli-can.
Joke by Elijah C., Daphne, Alabama
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Is GPS cheating?

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Why fish go to school

COLTON: Why do fish go to school?
SEAN: Why?
COLTON: Because they need swimming lessons.
Joke by Colton G., Mechanicsville, Virginia
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6 didn’t want to get older

Grant: Why didn’t 6 want to get older?
Sam: No idea.
Grant: Because 7 8 9.
Joke by Grant N., Herndon, Virginia
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An owl’s favorite subject

CARTER: What’s an owl’s favorite subject?
CASEY: I don’t know. What?
CARTER: Owlgebra.
Joke by Carter R., Santa Rosa, California
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Help people see in the dark

Comic by Kyle Bravo
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The astronaut’s trip to Mars

Paul: Why did the astronaut’s trip to Mars go badly?
Drake: Tell me.
Paul: He didn’t planet very well.
Joke by Paul B., Scotch Plains, New Jersey
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The math book looked forward to the big test

Nicholas: Why did the math book look forward to the big test?
Lola: Beats me.
Nicholas: Because it wanted all its problems solved.
Joke by Nicholas M., Chesterfield, Missouri
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A lawnmower’s favorite hairstyle

AXTON: What’s a lawnmower’s favorite hairstyle?
RAY: I’m stumped.
AXTON: A mow-hawk.
Joke by Axton C., Alexandria, Virginia
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Superheroes of the animal kingdom

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Icing.

Marian: Knock, knock.
Clara: Who’s there?
Marian: Icing.
Clara: Icing, who?
Marian: Icing in music class.
Joke by Marian B., Naples, Florida
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Why the computer saw a doctor

BRANDON: Why did the computer see a doctor?
ROBIN: I’m not sure.
BRANDON: It got a virus.
Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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A cow’s favorite class

CLARA: What is a cow’s favorite class?
MARIAN: I’m not sure.
CLARA: Moosic class.
Joke by Clara B., Naples, Florida
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Batman’s eye exam

Comic by Nathan Cooper
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“Ocean Currents”

A PUNNY BOOK: "Ocean Currents" by Sue Nahmie.
Joke by Leif M., Colorado Springs, Colorado
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What the cake said to the boxer

LUKE: What did the cake say to the boxer?
LISA: Tell me.
LUKE: “Do you want a piece of me?”
Joke by Luke M., Huntsville, Alabama
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Why Aquaman lost the spelling bee

Hugo: Why did Aquaman lose the spelling bee?
Juan: I haven’t the foggiest.
Hugo: Because he thought Earth had seven “C’s.”
Joke by Hugo C., Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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Mom’s our MVP

Comic by Van Scott
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A cheese curd that’s been asked a lot of questions

TORIN: What do you call a cheese curd that’s been asked a lot of questions?
BRETT: Tell me.
TORIN: Grilled cheese.
Joke by Torin B., Darien, Illinois
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Why the manatee crossed the sea

GRAYDEN: Why did the manatee cross the sea?
EVERETT: No clue.
GRAYDEN: To get to the other tide.
Joke by Grayden L., Mount Dora, Florida
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DAFFYNITION: Tomato Paste

DAFFYNITION: Tomato Paste — What you use to fix a broken tomato.
Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Dracula’s computer got hacked

Comic by Scott Nickel
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A scuba diver’s favorite drink

Jared: What’s a scuba diver’s favorite drink?
Kyra: Tell me.
Jared: Bubble tea.
Joke by Jared G., Kirkwood, Missouri
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“The Quickest Soccer Game”

A punny book: "The Quickest Soccer Game" by Earl E.Wynn.
Joke by Alex N., Milford, N.J.
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Monsters use powers to walk through walls

Talia: If monsters use powers to walk through walls, what do humans use?
Leora: What?
Talia: A door.
Joke by Talia B., Summit, New Jersey
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