Of the thousands of funny jokes sent in by Boys’ Life readers, here are the 100 best jokes with the highest ratings.
Swiss Army light saber Four men waiting in the hospital Pa won’t like it When animals tails fall off One smart dachshund Pull a quarter out of my ear The nickel jumped off the bridge Donations for the new town swimming pool A man with penguins in his truck A prince under a spell “Healthy Foods” Always hot in the corner of the room “Woodwind Instruments” Where to shop for lightsabers Don’t step on purple mushrooms “What to buy at the grocery store?” A balloon’s least favorite activity Junior and the nickle Knock, knock. Who’s there? Repeat Highway 75 God is watching. Are these plates clean? Are bugs good to eat? Where did they meet? Reporting a flood. The kind of car a Jedi drives The football coach shook the vending machine Can’t make a reservation at the library “Handling Rejection” This is my seeing-eye dog A movie droid and road construction Play golf with Jeff anymore Illegal right turn. You can’t give Elsa a balloon Play golf with Jeff anymore The untactful sergeant. A parrot at the auction. Dumb Dog 3 boys in a candy store. Applying for a lumberjack job. I condemn you to death! Report Card Donations for the new swimming pool I have classic styling Would you punish me for something I didn’t do? Dead batteries Only $25 if you make your own bed Sell it to the school cafeteria What to give Mom and Dad for Christmas “Dog Muzzle” Which punctuation mark would win a race Dear Dad, $chool i$ great. A man escaped from prison The inexperienced handyman The study of soda Looking for a bigger frozen turkey Inactive volcano A man in a library The animal that writes the best The insulting parrot. What I got. Uneaten bread. The lawyer’s fees I don’t trust stairs Batman and Robin quit going fishing together Imagine you’re on a deserted island. “How to Get Rich” Mom won a medal. How many Siths to screw in a light bulb Why I like my new drum set. What a nightmare Store Escalator News Report When the tennis racket got arrested I might be a deck of cards Would you punish me for something I didn’t do? Three shots in the air Message on a highway sign Are we poisonous? A haircut Would you punish me for something I didn't do? A patient collapsed. Arnold broke a window! Am I going to be all right? Running from a bear. He who runs with cars. A snowman with a sunburn Captain, why do our men have burnt hands? Talking dog. The football coach went to the bank Fish-and-chips What are my choices? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doorbell When Luke was eating with his hands “Skydiving” What the daddy buffalo said Difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer Who’s left? Golf courses in heaven. Boiling point