Of the thousands of funny jokes sent in by Boys’ Life readers, here are the 100 best jokes with the highest ratings.
Four men waiting in the hospital Pa won’t like it One smart dachshund A prince under a spell Don’t step on purple mushrooms The kind of car a Jedi drives Highway 75 Junior and the nickle Are bugs good to eat? Are these plates clean? Where did they meet? God is watching. Reporting a flood. Play golf with Jeff anymore Illegal right turn. A parrot at the auction. Play golf with Jeff anymore This is my seeing-eye dog Dumb Dog The untactful sergeant. 3 boys in a candy store. I condemn you to death! Applying for a lumberjack job. Report Card Dear Dad, $chool i$ great. A man escaped from prison A man in a library What I got. The insulting parrot. Uneaten bread. A patient collapsed. Why I like my new drum set. What a nightmare Store Escalator Imagine you’re on a deserted island. Would you punish me for something I didn’t do? Would you punish me for something I didn't do? Three shots in the air Message on a highway sign Are we poisonous? He who runs with cars. A haircut News Report Running from a bear. Fish-and-chips Golf courses in heaven. Mom won a medal. How he won so many races. Captain, why do our men have burnt hands? Arnold broke a window! Am I going to be all right? “How to Get Rich” Boiling point Would you punish me for something I didn’t do? Fat-free French fries What are my choices? Leaving the handles Talking dog. Difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer “Do you sell Chapstick?” What time is it? Do you say your prayers before eating? Refilling the salt shakers. Who’s left? A bag of free peanuts. Missing Cat Daffynition: Doughnut You must do something wrong. Van loaded with thesauruses. To whom am I speaking? “My Choice” Declaration of Independence The last words. “Is it all right if I bring Bruno in here?” I’m warning you. “I Didn’t Do It!” Only half a day of school “Does your dog bite?” Taking a skunk to gym class. A sailor walks into a pub What does your father do for a living? When can you start? The Best Guide In The U.S. Joe bought an old clock at the flea market. Warped Wiseman wonders Joe ate his homework. Two guys meet on a country road. “I can’t sleep, Doc!” Daffynition: Campers How you wake up your son. The difference between a teacher and a train. I broke my leg in two places. “Why Bring Extra?” “Steer Clear of Big Snakes” A Joke Book A man was recovering from surgery Vacuum cleaner salesman. Did anyone laugh? “The Love of Democracy” Noah fishing on the ark.