Of the thousands of funny jokes sent in by Boys’ Life readers, here are the 100 best jokes with the highest ratings.
A man with penguins in his truck When animals tails fall off Four men waiting in the hospital Donations for the new town swimming pool Pa won’t like it One smart dachshund Pull a quarter out of my ear A prince under a spell The nickel jumped off the bridge You can’t give Elsa a balloon The football coach shook the vending machine “Healthy Foods” Don’t step on purple mushrooms Highway 75 Junior and the nickle Always hot in the corner of the room God is watching. Are these plates clean? Are bugs good to eat? Where did they meet? Reporting a flood. A movie droid and road construction Play golf with Jeff anymore Illegal right turn. This is my seeing-eye dog A parrot at the auction. The kind of car a Jedi drives Can’t make a reservation at the library Play golf with Jeff anymore The untactful sergeant. “What to buy at the grocery store?” Dumb Dog The inexperienced handyman Applying for a lumberjack job. 3 boys in a candy store. I condemn you to death! Report Card A guy throws a snail Only $25 if you make your own bed The lawyer’s fees Knock, knock. Who’s there? Repeat A ﬂower that runs on electricity “Dog Muzzle” Would you punish me for something I didn’t do? Dear Dad, $chool i$ great. A man escaped from prison A balloon’s least favorite activity When the tennis racket got arrested Three feet but no legs Zombie Golfer The quietest sport What I got. The insulting parrot. Uneaten bread. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Theodore Imagine you’re on a deserted island. “How to Get Rich” Mom won a medal. Which punctuation mark would win a race Why I like my new drum set. What a nightmare Store Escalator News Report Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doorbell The chess playing dog Inactive volcano Would you punish me for something I didn’t do? Three shots in the air Message on a highway sign A patient collapsed. Are we poisonous? A haircut Would you punish me for something I didn't do? Arnold broke a window! Am I going to be all right? Running from a bear. He who runs with cars. Golf courses in heaven. How he won so many races. Captain, why do our men have burnt hands? Fat-free French fries Talking dog. Boiling point Fish-and-chips What are my choices? “Do you sell Chapstick?” How the grizzly caught fish What the daddy buffalo said Difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer Who’s left? A bag of free peanuts. Dead batteries What do you find in the middle of nowhere? What time is it? Do you say your prayers before eating? Refilling the salt shakers. Leaving the handles Missing Cat The last words. To whom am I speaking?