Of the thousands of funny jokes sent in by Boys’ Life readers, here are the 100 best jokes with the highest ratings.
The nickel jumped off the bridge Donations for the new town swimming pool Four men waiting in the hospital Pa won’t like it A man with penguins in his truck When animals tails fall off One smart dachshund Pull a quarter out of my ear The football coach shook the vending machine “Healthy Foods” A movie droid and road construction Swiss Army light saber A prince under a spell Always hot in the corner of the room You can’t give Elsa a balloon Where to shop for lightsabers Don’t step on purple mushrooms Highway 75 Junior and the nickle “Woodwind Instruments” God is watching. A balloon’s least favorite activity Are these plates clean? Are bugs good to eat? Where did they meet? Reporting a flood. The kind of car a Jedi drives Can’t make a reservation at the library The animal that writes the best “What to buy at the grocery store?” Play golf with Jeff anymore Illegal right turn. This is my seeing-eye dog Play golf with Jeff anymore The untactful sergeant. A parrot at the auction. “Handling Rejection” Dumb Dog Knock, knock. Who’s there? Repeat Applying for a lumberjack job. 3 boys in a candy store. I condemn you to death! Report Card Only $25 if you make your own bed Would you punish me for something I didn’t do? “Dog Muzzle” A ﬂower that runs on electricity Dear Dad, $chool i$ great. Which punctuation mark would win a race A man escaped from prison Uneaten bread. Dead batteries The insulting parrot. Sell it to the school cafeteria The lawyer’s fees What I got. Why the burglar wore blue gloves What to give Mom and Dad for Christmas Imagine you’re on a deserted island. “How to Get Rich” Mom won a medal. Why I like my new drum set. What a nightmare Store Escalator News Report Would you punish me for something I didn’t do? Three shots in the air Message on a highway sign Are we poisonous? A haircut I don’t trust stairs Would you punish me for something I didn't do? A patient collapsed. Arnold broke a window! Am I going to be all right? Running from a bear. He who runs with cars. A man in a library The inexperienced handyman Three feet but no legs Captain, why do our men have burnt hands? Talking dog. Boiling point Inactive volcano Knock, knock. Who’s there? Theodore I might be a deck of cards Fish-and-chips What are my choices? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doorbell What the daddy buffalo said Difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer Fat-free French fries Who’s left? Golf courses in heaven. What do you find in the middle of nowhere? A guy throws a snail Zombie Golfer What time is it? Do you say your prayers before eating? Refilling the salt shakers.