Of the thousands of funny jokes sent in by Boys’ Life readers, here are the 100 best jokes with the highest ratings.
Four men waiting in the hospital Pa won’t like it One smart dachshund A prince under a spell The kind of car a Jedi drives Don’t step on purple mushrooms Junior and the nickle Highway 75 Are bugs good to eat? God is watching. Are these plates clean? Where did they meet? Reporting a flood. Play golf with Jeff anymore Illegal right turn. Play golf with Jeff anymore This is my seeing-eye dog. A parrot at the auction. Dumb Dog The untactful sergeant. 3 boys in a candy store. I condemn you to death! Applying for a lumberjack job. Report Card Dear Dad, $chool i$ great. A man escaped from prison What I got. The insulting parrot. Uneaten bread. A patient collapsed. Store Escalator Imagine you’re on a deserted island. Would you punish me for something I didn’t do? Would you punish me for something I didn't do? Three shots in the air Message on a highway sign Why I like my new drum set. What a nightmare Are we poisonous? He who runs with cars. News Report Fat-free French fries Am I going to be all right? Fish-and-chips Golf courses in heaven. A haircut Mom won a medal. How he won so many races. Captain, why do our men have burnt hands? Arnold broke a window! Running from a bear. “How to Get Rich” What are my choices? Boiling point Leaving the handles Talking dog. Difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer “Does your dog bite?” “Do you sell Chapstick?” What time is it? Do you say your prayers before eating? Refilling the salt shakers. Who’s left? A bag of free peanuts. Missing Cat Daffynition: Doughnut You must do something wrong. Van loaded with thesauruses. To whom am I speaking? “My Choice” Declaration of Independence The last words. “Is it all right if I bring Bruno in here?” I’m warning you. “I Didn’t Do It!” Taking a skunk to gym class. A sailor walks into a pub What does your father do for a living? When can you start? Only half a day of school The Best Guide In The U.S. Joe bought an old clock at the flea market. Warped Wiseman wonders Joe ate his homework. Two guys meet on a country road. “I can’t sleep, Doc!” A man was recovering from surgery Daffynition: Campers How you wake up your son. The difference between a teacher and a train. I broke my leg in two places. “Why Bring Extra?” “Steer Clear of Big Snakes” A Joke Book A man in a library Vacuum cleaner salesman. Did anyone laugh? “The Love of Democracy” Noah fishing on the ark. Smelly feet and runny noses.