A man in a library

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A man walks into a library, approaches the librarian and says, “I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.”

The librarian says, “Sir, you know you’re in a library, right?”

“Sorry,” he whispers. “I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.”


      • It is a bit confusing when read as opposed to heard out loud. But he says the first order loudly, and when the librarian mentions it is a library, he lowers his voice to a whisper, but still asks for a burger xD

  1. This is a great joke. It’s one that is much funnier when said aloud. I think it’s better when more succinct too, I make him say just “Can I have a cheeseburger?” instead.

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