Four men waiting in the hospital

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Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”

“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”

A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”

“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”

A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”

“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”

The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.

“I work for 7 Up!”

509 Comments

  1. ihaterunescape, if u look, the first guy had twins and he worked for Minnesota Twins. the second guy worked for 3m and got triplets. the third guy got 4 kids and works for the 4 seasons hotel. if u follow the pattern, than the guy who works for 7 up will get 7 kids!! hope that helped!!

    M!ch@3l says: love ur Nick, im behind u fully!! (ihaterunescape)

  2. Hope the guy has the money to support the kids! Hopefully the kids survived. I also wondered how much pounds the fourth guy’s wife gained!?

  3. joey king of narnia and Runcaperocks55, I can relate to the 4 seasons guy two (I am the oldest with 2 bros. and a sister

  4. The moral of this is if you want to have a kid. DO NOT O REPEAT DO NOT work in companys with big numbers in their names.

  5. samuri i saw that to the flint stones one involved food “2 eggs” 3 biscuits” a dozen dougnuts” ๐Ÿ™‚

  6. samuri,dig dug,and its the dude are off your trolley thats lost its marbles.thats a funny joke.and whats wrong with 7 kids.youd be a star!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. 516Cub, I diddnt say it wasnt funny, I said it was old. I dont respect this joke because it is not new.

  8. I am one out of 5 and I don’t feel sorry for the 7up guy because a big family is awesome. I don’t know how only kids can stand it.

  9. Pretty good and funny joke! I love it! Could have been worse– he could’ve worked for Baskin Robbins 31 Flavors!

  10. The fith guy is screaming at the top of his lungs, so the 4th guy says “Whats worse than seven kids?” The guy says “I work for the 49ers!”

  11. The sixth guy is running into the wall. The fifth guy says ” What could be worse than 49 kids?”

    He answers, ”I work for the Miami Dolphins!”

  12. paul 1324 u have no! taste this joke rocks i love it it is awsome but ive heard it before but still it gets better every time lol rofl i like even though it is a classic

    note:it took me like 10 min to get this up this is soooooo slow

  13. The seventh guy ran off the building and when he was in the hospital and the men visited him he said

    ” No fair you guys got normal seats, I had the ejection seat.”

  14. The seventh guy, who is about to jump off the building. Says: I’m the director of Mr.3000!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. That joke is soooooooo old, The last time i herd it, i fell of my dinosuar! But its funny too

  16. this one is sooooo funny.

    septuplets

    ps- i am a girl scout, and to some ppl’s surprise, girls do read this stuff

  17. hey, I’m an American Heritage Girl and yes, us girls do read this stuff. I also happen to be the oldest of seven kids and this is probably one of the stupidest jokes I’ve ever heard. I can’t figure out why the last man was groaning and banging his head against the wall. He should have been the happiest of them all. Kid’s are a blessing!!!!!!

  18. Lolz what if it was in the future… Rocky has been made so many times i cant count it.

    Future:

    “Awww…..” groans the fourth guy.

    “Whats the problem?” the other guys ask.

    “Im and actor in Rocky 5-”

    “So? its only five!” the others say.

    “No let me finish: Im an actor in Rocky 5000” the fourth guy finishes

  19. Hey SharpyGirl13, your right. Children are a blessing… WHEN THERE BABYS. do you know how much video games cost!?!?!? in my room i have at maby $3,000 worth of video games stuff. SO WHAT IF YOUR THE OLDEST OF 7 KIDS!!! IM the oldest of 20 cousins and 5 kids!

  20. Most ppl would feel RRRREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRLLLYYYY srry 4 that guy…not me, i havae 6 sisters and only 1 brother and i’m the secound oldest! Any way, that was an awsome joke.

  21. Daniel C, I really like your joke! Did you make it up or have you heard it before? My little bro laughed so hard, he almost wet his pants. LOL! (at the joke and my little bro)

  22. Hey, I am the second oldest of 11. and don’t get me started on my extended family. And when you have a lot of brothers and sisters, you just need a couple of good multiplayer games.

  23. HAH (LOL)

    GLAD MY DAD I’ST THE HOST OF MILLINARE!!!!!!!!

    P.S.LOOK ON THE NEWS ABOUT A FAMILY WHO JUST HAD THEIR 17TH CHILD!!!

  24. Wow! This is the most funniest joke I’ve ever seen! I think it’s impossible to have 7 kids, is it? I also think the last man should be happy since he at least is a father!

    5 Stars

    โ™ฅThe Review Queenโ™ฅ

  25. Dear Obi-won:

    If you’re still wondering about how many kids the guy will have, the answer is 7. It would be funny if there was another guy had a job for fox13. ๐Ÿ˜†

  26. Hey, Blah, I have a coincedence for you. After I told this joke to my mom, she said

    the same thing you did!

  27. ha ha ha at least he didnt work for thousand island hOW would he come

    up with all those names and keep track of them

  28. it was a pretty good !5stars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. i told it to my mom and she couldnt stop laughing, she even had milk come out of her nose. but it wasnt that funny to me. my moms wierd.

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