“How to Annoy Your Brother”

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A book never written: “How to Annoy Your Brother” by Barb E. Dahl.


  1. If you have a broken shoe and your brother has a new one, wear his one to school very early and just say you forgot and that it was yours. Do it really often, i tried it and my brother was so dumb he didnt even realise 🙂

  2. Get your brothers most favorite item tell him to come to you . have a blender next to you and drop the item . make sure to rake out the blade before you attempt . turn the blender on when he goes to tell or when he gets close take the cellphone out and have paper of the color of the item or peices of the color in one hand and in the other hand have the cellphone behind your back . say don’t worry i can fix it take both hands together and say ta-daaaaaaa and give the item back gaurranted to annoy your brother ……………….

  3. keep on calling him weird names and he’ll tell on you and your mom will come and youll say you didnt do anything and then at nite give him a weadgy and run

  4. So when your brother is watching T.V. take the remote from him and change the T.V. I did this to my brother and he got really mad. and then we started fighting and i started to fake cry and he got in trouble.

  5. all you have to do is take his videogames while he’s sleeping, and hide them. Then when he askes you where they are, just tell him you IDK. then, you take them out and run around the house with them and he will be so mad you will roflmao.

  6. Get Your Remote for the T.V and put tape on the light which switches the channels. Before your borther comes and switches the channel get black masking on the light that switches the channels. when your brother snatches the remote from you dont be mad cause once he gives up trying to fix the remote. wait untill he leaves and take off the masking tape and then you can watch T.V all day. P.S Until your parents tell you to stop watching T.V.

  7. when your brother is trying to have a conversation with you just pick up your phone and play a song he really hates.
    if you don’t have a phone just look the other way when he’s telling you stuff

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