Reporting a flood.

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In the worst rainstorm of the century, a kid calls a hotline to report flooding.

“Help me!” the kid exclaims. “I’m standing in two feet of water!”

“Now stay calm,” the person answering the hotline replies. “Two feet of water does not constitute a flood emergency around here.”

“It does around here!” says the kid. “I’m calling from the fourth floor!”


  1. Those are nice jokes. I have submitted several but they weren’t good enough for the magazine I guess. My brother gets Boys’ Life and I enjoy reading it.

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