Birthday jokes – Jokes by Boys' Life

MARCUS: Happy birthday, Bob. I have a poem for you.
BOB: Cool! Let me hear it!
MARCUS: Don’t worry about the past — you can’t change it.
Don’t worry about the future — you can’t predict it.
And don’t worry about the present — I didn’t get you one.

Joke by Marcus H., Cleveland Heights, Ohio
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DAVID: What did you get for your birthday?
COLIN: Older.

Joke by Colin M., Ridgewood, New Jersey
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David: What did you get for your birthday?
Colin: Older.

Joke by Colin M., Ridgewood, New Jersey
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A punny book: "Celebrations" by Burt Day.

Joke by Nathan K., Longmeadow, Massachusetts
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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