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A WOMAN WALKS INTO A LIBRARY and asks if there are any books about paranoia.

“Shhh,” the librarian whispers. “They’re right behind you!”

Joke by Shawn C., Huntsville, Alabama
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John: Why couldn’t the man make a reservation at the library?
Tim: I don’t know. Why not?
John: They were completely booked.

Joke by Jacob H., Frankfort, Indiana
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Isaac: How long did the baseball player spend in the library?
Vera: I’m stumped.
Isaac: Five minutes. It was a short stop.

Joke by Isaac B., Grand Rapids, Ohio
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John: Why couldn’t the man make a reservation at the library?
Tim: Why?
John: They were completely booked.

Joke by Jacob H., Frankfort, Indiana
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A man walks into a library, approaches the librarian and says, “I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.”

The librarian says, “Sir, you know you’re in a library, right?”

“Sorry,” he whispers. “I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.”

Joke by Andrew P., Gaithersburg, Maryland
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A book never written: “Down at the Library” by Reed A. Lott.

Joke by Elliot A., Spokane, Wash.
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