Pet jokes – Jokes by Boys' Life

Comic by Scott Nickel
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Daﬀynition: Polygon — When your pet parrot escapes.

Joke by Gabriel Z., Dublin, California
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William: I have a pet tree.
Hunter: How is it?
William: It’s a lot like having a pet dog, but the bark is quieter.

Joke by William V., Canterbury, New Hampshire
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott A. Masear
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Comic by Scott A. Masear
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Spencer: What vacation destination makes your pet bird sing for joy?
Brian: I haven’t a clue.
Spencer: The Canary Islands!

Joke by Spencer D., Prescott, Ariz.
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Connie: What did the mathematician say when he lost his parrot?
Russ: What?
Connie: “Where’s my Polly-gon?”

Joke by Sam K., San Jose, Calif.
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Tom Swiftie: "I can't find my pet snake!" Tom hissed.

Joke by Walter G., San Francisco, Calif.
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