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Erik: Why did the robot go on vacation?
Sarah: I haven’t a clue.
Erik: He needed to recharge his batteries.

Joke by Erik E., Seahurst, Wash.
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Tony: Why are robots never afraid?
Drew: I haven’t a clue.
Tony: Because they have nerves of steel.

Joke by Tony C., Lititz, Pa.
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Kaisho: How do you get a robot mad?
Sam: Beats me.
Kaisho: By pushing his buttons!

Joke by Kaisho P., Havelock, N.C.
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John: Did you hear about the movie with an invisible droid?
Josh: No. What did they call it?
John: C-through-PO!

Joke by John A., Jackson, Miss.
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