John: Why didn’t the crab give any money to charity? Mark: Beats me. John: Because he was shellfish. Joke by Eric C., Santa Clara, Utah1 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: “Pass me the shellfish,” Tom said crabbily. Joke by Noah W., Fremont, Calif.9 commentsLoading...
Suzan: What do you get if you cross an owl with an oyster? Howard: I don’t know. Suzan: A creature that dispenses pearls of wisdom. Joke by Suzan W., Spring Hill, Fla.1 commentsLoading...
Tobin: What happened to your leg? Matt: I went to a seafood dance last night. Tobin: And? Matt: I pulled a mussel! Joke by Matt K., Omaha, Neb.4 commentsLoading...
Derek: What does a shark eat with peanut butter? Debbie: What? Derek: Jellyfish! Joke by Derek J., Coppell, Tex.7 commentsLoading...
Customer: Do you serve crabs here? Waiter: We serve everyone. Sit right down. Joke by Josh G., Brentwood, Tenn.5 commentsLoading...
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