Dear Dad, $chool i$ great.

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Dear Dad,

$chool i$ great. I’m making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying hard. I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on

Dear Son,

I kNOw astroNOmy, ecoNOmics and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh. Love, Dad

467 Comments

  1. ryan i will explain it to you.in the son’s letter all the S’s are $(money signs) and in the father’s letter he capitalizes the NO in all the words.

  2. rYAN,IT MEANS THE KID WANTS MONEY SO HE TURNS ALL THE S’S INTO MONEY SIGNS.AND WHEN THE FATHER WRITES BACK WHEN THERE IS A N AND AN O NEXT TO EACHOTHER HE CAPTILIZES THEM.THE KID WANTS MONEY AND THE DAD IS SAYINS”NO.”

  3. I loved that the boy used $ signs(asking for money) & that the dad capitalized the N’s & the O’s. It’s COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Hi. That joke was funny. ( LOL ) Can you teach me how to make a good joke like that? pplleeaassee! I’ll give you $.

  5. i had to call one of my friends but i finally got it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it`s great i showed all my friends and E~Mailed it to my teachers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes im also a girl!!!!HA~HA!!!!!!!!!!!

    cooper

  6. I rember that one in the magazine, I wa$ alway$ looking for that one becau$e

    the fir$t time I read it no joke, my $ide$ got $ore from laghing $o hard!!!! (^=

  7. rYAN, and readers, this joke is amazingly funny! Lol! and ppl, i don’t like all the negitave comments. This Joke Rocks!

  8. mr cheese: the kid replased all of the “s” with $ which means the kid wants money and like in “kNOwledge” the dad says NO he won’t send money

  9. I just rated “What time is it?” 1 star so as to get it out of first place. Will everyone please rate this joke 5 stars and rate the top 2 jokes 1 star to put this joke in its rightful spot.

  10. all how are confused: the dollar sighns were a way to show i he wants for his birth day and the dads reply that capitalized all the no’s to show the statement NO! no mony

  11. That is one clever joke! I didn’t get it at first, but then I figured out that he’s asking for money & his dad is saying no.

  12. $ince I am getting NO excitement out of thi$ joke, thi$ i$ the only comment that would be NOble and NOtably kNOwledgable to leave.

    $igned, NObody

  13. this is soooooooo funny i fell on the ground laughing!:) hee hee uh… 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 stars it socks:)

  14. I love this joke…the only problem is that it’s kind-of hard to tell, you know, orally…. “Dear Dad, Dollar Sign chool I Dollar sign great” just doesn’t make much sense. Hahahaha, it’s too bad…the joke is awesome…give if five stars…make that six…..

  15. Sounds like the kid who went off to college who wrote a note home to his father that read, “No mon! No fun! Your Son.”

    He got a reply back his father that read, “Too bad! So sad! Your Dad!”

  16. I wonder if I could meet the person who wrote it. I want his autograph. That was the best joke I ever read.

  17. I thought that dad would kNOw that is son was NOt being serious about that letter. I thought that that wa$ pretty funny from the $tudent’s standpoint.

  18. Thi$ i$ NOt that funny, but it$ hilariou$ a little. I get it. the boy is asking for money and the dad is saying NO!

  19. $o it’$ really funny! I kNOw the joke. I would give it a ********************** out of 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. i have the issue of boys life that posts that joke and it wasn’t Pedro’s pick. but its still funny! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. I kNOw people think that they are funny writing their comment$ like thi$, but it’$ getting old, and it’$ very anNOying.

    Seriously!

  22. it i$ the funnie$t thing i have ever read!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. Oo0Oh I see now hes giving his dad subliminal messages by using the $$$ signs* and the dad is capitalizing the N O N O N O! Now it is hilarious!

  24. I don’t like it when people write their comment$ like that. It really anNOy$ me. I kNOw that I’ll never write any of my comment$ like that.

  25. Nice joke!

    Lightning Mcqueen, you make smileys by holding down the shift key while pressing the semi-colin key. (Directly under the “P” key.) Then, still holding the shift key, press the “9” key. Your face will look sideways until you post your comment. Then the face will look like the smiley faces you’re used to seeing!

    ***If you make 2 smiley faces, only the 1st one won’t be sideways, and if you make 3, the 1st and 3rd one will be sideways, like this! πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

  26. Oops! Sorry Lightning McQueen! If you want to make a frowny face, you press the shift key and the 9 key! If you want to make a smiley face, you press the 0 key and the shift key. The keys slipped when I typed that, I’m not such a good typer. Also if you 3 smiley faces, the 1st and 3rd one are not sideways! πŸ™

  27. Nice. $omeone really $eems to want $ome money, but is always NOt getting a yes from his dad. Yeah, I vote five stars.

  28. Lugia4, the son wants money and so for every s in the letter he replaces it with $. His dad says not by doing this; kNOw to tell is son that he will not give him any.

  29. Hey, can you tell me how to po$t a joke? Oh, and, thank$ Mu$cleman for explaining it to me. However, I’d po$t that joke 1,000,000,000 $tar$ if I could!

    πŸ™‚

  30. HAlarious! This joke got me HAving a great Time thinking of other stuff to HAve a great time writing. HArdy-HAr-HAr.

  31. Thi$ joke deserves to be a five star!!!

    P.S. $, you spelled awesome wrong (you spelled it aw$ome there needs t be an e after the w)

  32. MAN IF THERE WA$ A 1 HUNDRED $TAR$ THING I WOULD VOTE FOR U NICE JOKE MY FRIEND. HAY HAVE U HEARD OF POGO ITS AWSOME BUT THAT WAS THE BEST JOKE EVER. WELL THE BEST JOKE IN THE WORLD NICE JOKE

    FROM ROCKBOY

    MY REAL NAME is Kyle

  33. Dear Boy’s Life:

    I love thi$ joke

    it’$ $o amu$sing

    I give thi$ joke 5 $tar$

    Reply:

    I can’t thank you eNOgh for the praise

    you are a kind and NOble person

    stay in school and gain some kNOwledge

  34. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!, that reminds me of when…

    my cousin did the same thing to me because she and her friend were going to go to the arcade and she needed money so she could play. her mom wouldn’t give her any

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